Then my asshole cat of 4 years decided that she'd go for the Olympic Stand and Pee record inside her 12.99 Walmart enclosed cat litter box. Which ran down the sides and through the "sealed" seam. Which ended up in the tub and may I just say smells fabulous. Every fricking day. And then there's the trail of grit the furry midget drags all over creation like Hansel and Gretel so she can find her way back to the crap box if her olfactory nerves ever give out. And every day I would walk past the bathroom, deemed Cat Sh#t Hollow, and curse the cat, the litter, the tub, bunny rabbits, unicorns and the dog if she was close enough. While the AH Cat sat in the hall and smirked.
Finally I just couldn't take it any more....... and Amazon Prime was sitting there and I kinda recall a bottle of red wine and feeling particularly sorry for myself. And more importantly there was no one to stop me or witness how ridiculous I was about to be. ONE-CLICK SHOPPING. $100.00 cat crap box. And may I just say IT IS WORTH EVERY PENNY!
NO MORE OLYMPIC PEEING RECORDS TO CHALLENGE, NO MORE TRAIL OF GRIT, NO MORE CURSING LOUDLY WHILE TRYING NOT TO BREATHE WHILE CLEANING IT OUT, AND NO MORE SMIRKING C...... well she still smirks. Furry Jerk.
And yes, crow is delightful if you slow cook it in an InstantPot. (curse you Amazon Prime)
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