signs you need a new bed.
1. you can't turn over without building up speed.
2. often you can't see if your husband is in the bed for the hole you're lying in.
3. you can't remember when you bought it.
4. the tag you're not suppose to remove left of it's own accord.
5. hotel beds are more comfortable.
and the main reason
6. It's finally his idea.
But first we had to shop for it. Which was my idea. Planted into his subconscious every night. While he slept soundly and I was digging my way out of the mattress hell.
Bill: zzzzzzzz~~~~~zzzzzzz~~~~~zzzzzzz~~~~~zzzzzz
Me: this is crap...
Bill: zzzzzzz~~~~~~zzzzzz~~~~~zzzzz~~~~~zzzzzzzzz
Me: argh....... I can't feel my legs........@#@*&$^@*
Bill: zzzzz~~~~~zzzzz~~~~~zzzzzz~~~~~zzzzzzz
Me: .........we need a new mattress.......this mattress is killing us......this mattress isn't organic......
Bill: zzzzzzz~~~~~~ snort.....snort .....zzzzzzzzz~~~~~~zzzzzzz
Me: this mattress is full of dead skin cells.......this mattress will make you shoot over par..........
Bill: zzzzzzz~~~~~~snort, ummmm, did you say something?
Me: "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
BIll: zzzzzzz~~~~~zzzzz~~~~~zzzzz~~~~
Me: your neck muscles are seizing up.......you need a physical therapist .......bad mattress....
BIll: zzzzzz............hey, are you talking to me?
Me: Are you awake again? You sound like you're in pain.
Bill: I think it's the mattress.
Me: ............zzzzzzzzzz
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