STOP IF YOU HAVEN'T READ MY EARLIER POST. GO BACK. ---okay then.
Literally one day later
Me: Hi Pat!!
Pat: [stares at me like she's never seen me before] ummm, hi.
Me: I'm backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Pat: Can I help you?
Me: We bonded yesterday, I was the bra-ripper.......I'm back to get that Spanx.
Pat: Oh.
Clearly this relationship meant more to me.
I'm home with the Spanx
Bill: HEY, did you just buy something at "Rhymes with Williards" for $92.00? I just got an emailed receipt.
Me: Yeah, isn't that great that I can email it to you from the store?
Bill: yeah, great, whatever......what cost 92.00
Me: My underwear, you know the Spanx so I can get in that dress.
Bill: 92.00..............?????
Me: Trust me this is NOT an area we can afford to skimp in.
Bill: Apparently not.
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