I have a shredder. It's no ordinary shredder. This shredder has a high capacity to think and search out things to shred of it's own free will. It can turn an ordinary ( but expensive ) ball of cashmere yarn from one ball to three in little under an hour. In fact it did that to three yesterday.
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| Loki- Model #666 |
. If you have no need for , say, expensive stereo antenna , like from a Bose system, that too can be shredded for you at no extra charge. In addition to over-priced music systems it can shred unprotected iPhone car charger units. No need to look high and low for those pesky missing unmatched socks , THIS shredder will take the sad lonely mates and turn them into Swiss Cheese. It's just that versatile. So if you are in the market for a ridiculously cute but armed to the teeth with claws like razor blades and teeth like a velociraptor please call me. Please. I have to go feed it some milk before all hell breaks lose.
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| Winter Wear to keep her ears warm. |
**also doubles as a dog hat.
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